The Eggherons™

$20.00

There are raw oysters, champagne, and chocolate... Then there are the Eggherons. An aphrodisiac that doesn't require ingestion. These puppies bite without opening their mouth, tease without joking, and lure with no fishing rod. For the last year we have spent endless hours in our lab testing and retesting to perfection. Our most highly sought after pair of underwear (literally), they might as well be a bear trap.

In the gym, walking into work, mowing the lawn, or simply taking out the trash; you might as well call the police because there is a 99% chance you will get thrown into a van, tied down and kidnapped. We didn't just create these to help you trash weight, we manufactured these to speak for you. Consider these your forever wingman, unlike Goose from Top Gun, they will be there for you in the end. Throw them in the wash and back to life they will go. Encouraging her, urging her, or daring her to act. Your Tinder, Match.com and Eharmony profiles will be a thing of the past... Keep egging her on.

product specifications:

90% Polyester, 10% Elastane
Sweat Wicking, Quick Drying
Odor Absorbent
Flat Lock Stitching
360 Degree Stretch
Custom Designed Sublimated Print
Debossed M.U.L.E Tailored Waistband
Tailored To Trash Maximal Weight
Manufactured for Massiveness
Designed in Raleigh, North Carolina