Lumberjacked™

The Legend began on the creation of the landscape of the U.S.A.

Where:  The Mississippi River, Grand Canyon, Great Lakes, Niagra Falls

What:  The largest man to ever live.

Why:  Because he could.

Who:  Paul Bunyan.

The guy walked the earth like a god among men.  He literally drug his axe up the middle of the country and created the Grand Canyon.  He was walking down the road with giant jug of water and in his trail he made the Mississippi River.  The guy stopped to take a leak and now we have the Niagra Falls (highly up for debate amongst scholars).  Best of all, he was looking for a place to rest with his ox so he dug a few holes, thus the Great Lakes were created.  One of the founding members of the M.U.L.E philosophy, PB (as we call him around the warehouse) was a stallion of a man that drank fresh mountain river water as pre workout, used tree sap as gym chalk, and the scent of pines as his cologne. He could chop down any tree, lift any object, and rode his ox around country as he smoked one of his hand rolled stogues.  God rest his soul, we dedicate this pair to his spirit that lives in us all. As we inspire to be as jacked as Paul Bunyan, we start every morning by climbing one leg after the other into a pair of Lumberjacked™.

product specifications:

• 90% Polyester, 10% Elastane
• Sweat Wicking, Quick Drying
• Odor Absorbent
• Flat Lock Stitching
• 360 Degree Stretch
• Custom Designed Sublimated Print
• Debossed M.U.L.E Tailored Waistband
• Tailored To Trash Maximal Weight
• Manufactured for Massiveness
• Designed in Raleigh, North Carolina